Can confirm. My sister works in a campus dining hall and tells me about all sorts of stupid things students think they’re getting away with. 

As a Boomer who has had both of my children move back home at different times, I don’t wonder why they have to do that AT ALL. They came back home, I charged them no rent and they both went to work full-time to squirrel away as much money as they possibly could while living rent-free. I’m not sure what it is the…

We here at The Takeout decided to embrace the occasion to explore how today’s kiddos are hacking their meal plans.

They live at home because they can’t afford to rent anything because they don’t have jobs? That’s my niece’s case at least. 

The reality is that dining hall employees know all of these things are happening. They see them in real time. Students are not as slick as they think they are. The employees just don’t give a shit, and why would they? It makes very little difference to the dining hall workers if a student rips off their giant…

That’s all very nice but I plan to keep right on washing my butt with soap, and lots of it, thank you very much. Also, if you want to come to my house, I suggest you do the same.

I mean it’s not that wiping front to back is bad advice exactly. But 99.9% of women know this already and are already doing that. So it’s just not particularly useful advice.

Not someone, a woman he put effort into pursuing. I did not remember the film by it’s itle, but when I went to look it up, I was like oh yeah that was a really gripping movie. The kind of movie that you stay up way too late to finish on a Sunday. You know that he probably found it hot and went home and rubbed one out.…

“disruptive, juvenile behavior and inappropriate comments,”

Is that 3 out of 5 characters who are “aspiring” to be something at 35?

“I can’t believe the fortitude of the parents”

Well, two out of three ain’t bad.

I’d want several alternate sources other than QT on who or who isn’t a piece of work...

Hmmm... it’s almost like QT is an incredible douchebag and narcissistic garbage person...

When I was a kid, I vowed to eat all the candy ever made and be the president of the world and to live in a house made of trampolines. 

Yeah, well. That’s an immature fucking dick move, isn’t it?

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Lillian, you ok sweetie?

For many grocery stores, unless they are locally owned and operated, the store itself has little to no say in what they carry or how much of anything is ordered. It is all managed by just-in-time inventory software controlled at the corporate level. Often the local store can’t make requests or changes no matter how…