Um...no. Unless you want to contribute to the excessive flooding that all ends up polluting our waterways and devastating our aquaculture.

Yeah, let’s just cover all of our lawns in plastic. This is definitely better *rolls eyes*

As they should.

“Unless there is provision made for all people to attend, I reserve the right to cancel the show.”

My Dad was killed by Covid and Clapton was his favorite guitar player, flat out. I will say he was not a denier though, and was pro vaccination. He just never got to get one.

to be this stunningly stupid is an achievement, in a way

It’s cute how these right wing shitheads always find a way to paint themselves as Hero and Victim at the same time. 

Oh no, Eric Clapton won’t be playing gigs, I guess I won’t get the privilege of hearing live, I dunno, something noodly from the Lethal Weapon 3 soundtrack, it’s probably the last time he was relevant in the last thirty years or so.

Tell me you need the income from touring but you don’t want to admit that your lack of financial security comes from a series of bad business decisions without telling me you need the income from touring but you don’t want to admit that your lack of financial security comes from a series of bad business decision.

What’s the difference between a bag of cocaine and Clapton’s 4-year-old son? He never let a bag of coke fall off a high-rise balcony.

As an unvaccinated individual, I appreciate him standing up for our rights to gather in public places and listen to his angelic unmasked and unvaccinated voice. I encourage all other fellow unvaccinated individuals make sure to attend as many Eric Clapton concerts as possible and invite all their unvaccinated friends…

Eric Clapton just isn’t the type of guy to inject dangerous, untested substances into his body.

I really love Casablanca but I feel no remorse about skipping this celluloid seizure.

So much hand wringing over a commercial cartoon character being commercialized. Get over it. This show sold out a long time ago.

Dont do it, I went in to laugh at the inept marketing memes and it's just not worth it, it's bad, and not fun bad, just bad bad.

You’re done with Rick and Morty to the extent that you’ll continue to show up to every AV Club post about it to comment on how problematic it is and how morally superior you are for not watching it.

20 million people watched every episode of the Simpsons in the 1990s. 5 million watch R&M. And there were 82 million fewer people in the US in 1990. Rick and Morty on cable has a tiny following compared to the prime time broadcast of The Simpsons.

Just a word of warning:  the cardboard provides great food for carpenter ants.  Ask me how I know. 

Yeah if you watch the live stream from the beginning its full of Astronaut Cosplay. I get it, you invested a bunch of money to feel like your an astronaut but it feels so self involved, which is totally on brand for Branson. 

My mother, when she was a kid, believed the whole “swallow a seed and a watermelon will grow in your tummy” story.