I’m sending this back to the kitchen. I’d ordered more Hannibal.

Well, thank goodness they cut that scene where Milla Jovovich looks into the camera and says “One million Uyghurs are held in Chinese concentration camps where they are tortured and provide forced labor for Western businesses” before release, or else they’d REALLY have a problem on their hands.

is there a bigger loser on this planet than ted cruz? trump calls his wife ugly, says his dad assassinated JFK, called him Lyin Ted and mocked him for months... but ted cruz is tripping over his own feet to kiss his ass for 4 years. and he wonders why he’s the subject of mockery on all sides.

If we’re going to take Anderson at his word, then it’s clear he’s dumber than a bag of hammers.

My wife swims with hers constantly, and has for over a year, specifically to track her workout. Maybe she’s just lucky?

He's also trying to deflect attention away from the fact that he is the Zodiac Killer.

You and I, we’re reasonably smart and decent fellows.

How many can they actually make before destroying the cotton candy machine with melted plastic? 

Water can also contain dirt, gunk, sentiment, other liquids, and who knows what else.

oh, come on.  crunchy.  sheesh.

AUGHHHH!

Apparently the museum has a lunch room for school field trips where peanuts have always been allowed.

My folks used to do this when I was growing up in the 80s!

Every single car does this automatically. It’s how defroster settings work.

Damm it’s almost like you’re  a dumbass who can’t read.

I still do. I know several people who drink hot Dr.Pepper during the winter. Why is this a matter that needs something written about it as though it’s news about the neolithic?

My mom and her father before her always used Coke.

mmm peanut butter cups of mass destruction.

I think I tried this once in college.

It was OK. Not awful, but not good enough to do twice.

people are people, regardless of how fucked up their eating habits are