Every single car does this automatically. It’s how defroster settings work.

Damm it’s almost like you’re  a dumbass who can’t read.

I still do. I know several people who drink hot Dr.Pepper during the winter. Why is this a matter that needs something written about it as though it’s news about the neolithic?

My mom and her father before her always used Coke.

I think I tried this once in college.

It was OK. Not awful, but not good enough to do twice.

So you just need to heat it in the can so it doesn’t loose the fizz.

people are people, regardless of how fucked up their eating habits are 

It loses it’s carbonation as you warm it in the sauce pan. So there really is no fizz when you drink it. Adding a slice of lemon definitely helps bring the flavors into a holiday-style toddy. It’s quite tasty and I still drink the occasional hot Dr Pepper around this time of year.

“Best out of five!”

I know the real Helena is awesome, but when I first read that my mind went to Helena from Orphan Black, and now I want that very, very much. 

Oh for fuck’s sake, stop it. Every. single. story includes this progressive passive-aggressive nonsense in the comments. No one is saying you shouldn’t advocate for the policies you want to advocate for. We’re just saying be smart about it, so you don’t alienate voters you need to win over in order to be in a position…

It astonishes me how badly us lefties are at this type of stuff. As has been pointed out by folks far more clever than I, this is something that the righties are super good at; they find an easy to remember and repeat slogan and they FUCKING HAMMER IT until their base hears it in their dreams.

Obama is right.

I’m from Southern California. It will forever be a liquor store.

And if the post hadn’t been “Only true NYers will get this!” that’s what we’d all be doing. Or we’d dive deeper, into one of the few places where even though they’re expensive, they’re one of the few places where you can still be an independent small business owner,  that hasn’t been taken over by huge corporate…

Yeah, but New Yorkers aren’t the only ones who have a unique name for convenience/corner/variety/liquor stores. In Montreal they call them depanneurs, or deps, but Montrealers don’t act like that makes them special. Philly/South Jersey has Wawa and they obsess over those, but they don’t think that makes them special…

I was born and raised in Boston, so I’m naturally predisposed to think of New Yorkers as perfect assholes.

Last year’s competition was Steph’s to lose, and she blew it in the final. It still infuriates me that at the end, bakers are only judged on a single challenge, rather than their performance over the course of the season. 

I just felt bad for her TBH. I’m not mad at her, I’m just sad the show kept her in when there was a snowball’s chance in hell she wasn’t gonna have a breakdown. 

I also adore Rosie, honestly. She's this cheery looking blonde cherub and then she deadpans a line about castrating bulls and Noel loses his shit.