The expensive milk? It’s called Fair Life.

I started drinking organic 2% about 17 years ago and haven’t looked back. Its flavor is much richer than non-organic, and it’s usually sold in cartons so it doesn’t have any plastic notes to it.

I don’t hate water parks because of my albinism.  I hate them because I hate people.

Why would anyone care which books Northern State University choose for Common Read? Undergraduate enrollment is 1500 and it’s in freaking South Dakota. I get that it sucks when someone hates on your shit, but this seems like a dumb thing to make a stand on.

“please allow me to use my tentacles and this lever to lower your seat all the way back” 

I’ll miss you the most.

ALL THESE WEBSITES ARE YOURS – EXCEPT IO9
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.

This.

Towards the end it got a little too far left at times, and I’m 99% sure about a third of the comments were by trolls (mostly masquerading as liberals). But it was a good way to get the new succinctly. CNN is such a cluster I have trouble trying to figure out what might actually be important news and what’s just crap.

Splinter dies and this world becomes a little less enjoyable.

That’s Walt Disney for ya!

“Today, Disney released a statement from CEO Bob Iger, which stated: ‘Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.’ Iger then cackled for thirty seconds straight and, in a fit of pique, destroyed Fort Lauderdale."

Well Anna Kendrick gets to be adorable in this, but at what cost. At what cost

Mid-engined RWD sportscar, meet snow.  Have you met snow’s friend, wall?

What a bunch of maclunkey! 

Or Greg Grunberg! He played a cop once!

You really need to call a customer service line for this? It just isn’t working, try back later. Jesus people 

Disney Minus. The joke was right there. 

What if you’re old enough to watch all kinds of movies from before you born?

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