Going for Flying Jacob makes this a truly deep cut.

Yeah, the “crazy Japanese toilet/bidet” is the solution to all these issues, not the problem. On my renovation list.

H.R. Pufnstuf has an outsized reputation for a one-season kids show. Everyone has seen it, somehow.

So ... any alternate methods available? Burying it in the ground is off. Should we dump it in the ocean? Fire it into space? Drop it into a volcano? Remember, you have to choose one method.

I’m not parroting anything. I’m talking about the perception of the Democratic party and why we barely escaped complete disaster.

And you have completely missed the point, although you did make a nice speech and I’m sure you feel much cleverer now.

This line of thinking is puzzling to me. Talking about “how progressives ran” is a Trump-level obfuscation - maybe they weren’t talking about DTP but we all know they support it. The overall tenor of the Democratic party supports it as well. That and the socialist tag just about gave us four more years of Trump (and…

Wow, that’s disappointing. I get to party with my wife, our 22-yo daughter, and a two year old. Juice boxes for all!

Yeah, it’s gonna be a parade of mediocrity until January. A big noisy fucking parade.

continuous vigilance is necessary to defeat double-plus ungood groupthink

I deserve more than one day of celebration after four years of Trump, and I’m going to take as long as I want. I recommend you all do the same! I mean, we have INAUGURATION DAY to plan!

The progressive agenda is fucked. Trump simply repeated the word “socialist” over and over and just about pulled it off. Not that we would get any ... Warren, Sanders and AOC lost a lot of power.

Losing the White House to an empty chair who barely tried?

He will probably do a lot of damage to bureaucracy, firing long-term people and issuing orders. But Congress is probably eager to get power back from the Presidency so Mitch is unlikely to cooperate with Trump. Hell, what do I know.

Revised: I sound like an asshole.

You sound young.

It’s not really fair to compare Texas beaches with California beaches. The swimming pool that is the Gulf of Mexico keeps the tide line nice and stable. And the pollution from the cars is overwhelmed by that in the water. I never went to the beach in Texas without cleaning the tar off my feet afterwards. I’ve only…

DONT YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD RIHT NOW?? WE HAVE TO BE AWAKED!

Its the same thing as the paper in the checkout isle saying the Kennedy’s had an alien baby with an article that walks it back.

OK, have one.