I don’t know if it’s a thing or not. I do know that people who grow up poor, a thousand miles from where maple trees grow, used molasses, sorghum, and corn syrup instead of holding out for the boiled sap of a particular tree.

Wait, so Jewish public employees are *banned* from taking religious holidays off? Even if they have vacation?

Well, you could pay attention, but that doesn’t seem to be working for you.

I’m having trouble imagining any chef feeling great about being the face of cream of wheat.

That I cannot tell you. A lot of believers are gonna face that question one day.

Fortunately, every engineering student in the US is taught about Tacoma Narrows. It’s a perfect example of poor engineering. I got taught the lesson even though my engineering is mostly orbital mechanics.

He’s not blind. He’s a Trump ally and will continue the party line.

Thank you for providing the perfect example of “unconscious”.

I assume that you need to like White Castle first, attuned at a basic level to their flavors. Since I don’t live in WC Country I can’t imagine eating this. And I’m not going to try it with In’N’Out.

Only if you can get potatoes. The Ritz mock apple pie exists for the same reason. Maybe you should hang on to that recipe ...

DC Universe isn’t dead yet, HBO Max has very little of its content. No DCAU movies, no Titans, no Harley.

There’s no way you can fit all of Martha Stewart in that thing. I call bs.

There’s no way you can fit all of Martha Stewart in that thing. I call bs.

There’s a product called “cheese” that follows the same principles.

Philippe’s will surely open again.

How do you feel about flavored corn syrup instead of maple syrup?

When your real name is Mary Rose Helen Giedroyc, Lady Bowyer-Smyth people call you what you like.

So the scenario is this guy walked around in the White House and they *still* won’t wear masks? That brings me some degree of joy.

I guess I object to detailed analysis of Kemp’s action. Donald Trump understands that a deep recession spells the end of his presidency. Kemp is 100% in Trump’s corner and got ritually slapped on the wrist by Trump, but that campaign money will keep coming. The plan is there is no plan. On. Purpose.

Also, he’s a fucking idiot.

Elon is really on a tear right now.