More likely people will pull out their phones and take pictures.

More likely people will pull out their phones and take pictures.

This isn’t a thought experiment, I’ve done this countless times. Steel is a good (but not great) conductor, but also has a high heat capacity and so takes a lot of energy to heat up. It simply isn’t the case that the whole spoon becomes instantly hot.

If you got baked beans with your huevos rancheros, that would be weird.

Correct. But look at it this way: suppose I have a pot of boiling whatever which, for some reason, I can’t tell is actually hot. If I use a wooden spoon I will find out it’s hot when that food hits my tongue. A metal spoon will get hot first, but slowly, so my hand will notice and warn me the food is hot. I’d rather…

Stairs.

You don’t slow down a tipsy rant for mundane details.

I’m not eating a candy that implies it tastes like chicken. Period.

Wow, this is a trip down memory lane for me. I remember both those products.

What they probably said was, “Who gives a shit?”

I don’t contest your translations as they fit perfectly with all the mythology I read growing up (adult comic books). But ... the power of thunder? What would that be precisely? The power to make loud noises? To occasionally shatter the windows of hi-rises?

I for one am happy to see the outfits of the rich and famous plastered all over the news as they celebrate each other’s wit with their fancy dress-up at a party that none of us will ever see. 

Plus, he’s funny looking.

Nobody ever talks about the anti-cat messages in that movie.

“Way station” is also a valid phrase.

This article falls prey to the same problem that many others do — OK, I accept that dioxins are harmful, and that driftwood has more of them. Can the author tell me the increase in dosage I get from being near a bonfire? And what the increased risk is? I would accept reasonable ranges of actual numbers, but not just…

When is the scheduled knife fight between you and James Whitbrook? (review summary: adorable earnest joy)

Why is this even filed under DICK? I’ve had my share of ball-hits, but I’ve never heard anyone complain about their DICK afterwards. It’s kind of corollary damage. I demand accountability for the DICK fiasco!

It does. You can buy meat-flavored petroleum jelly at pet stores just for this. Because cats aren’t very smart they love it.

It does. You can buy meat-flavored petroleum jelly at pet stores just for this. Because cats aren’t very smart they…

This is the most OC question ever. “What can I buy so that people will think I have a personality? PS - I’m an artist and a yogi, just to prove to you that I do have a personality.”