I for one am happy to see the outfits of the rich and famous plastered all over the news as they celebrate each other’s wit with their fancy dress-up at a party that none of us will ever see. 

Plus, he’s funny looking.

Nobody ever talks about the anti-cat messages in that movie.

“Way station” is also a valid phrase.

This article falls prey to the same problem that many others do — OK, I accept that dioxins are harmful, and that driftwood has more of them. Can the author tell me the increase in dosage I get from being near a bonfire? And what the increased risk is? I would accept reasonable ranges of actual numbers, but not just…

When is the scheduled knife fight between you and James Whitbrook? (review summary: adorable earnest joy)

Why is this even filed under DICK? I’ve had my share of ball-hits, but I’ve never heard anyone complain about their DICK afterwards. It’s kind of corollary damage. I demand accountability for the DICK fiasco!

It does. You can buy meat-flavored petroleum jelly at pet stores just for this. Because cats aren’t very smart they love it.

It does. You can buy meat-flavored petroleum jelly at pet stores just for this. Because cats aren’t very smart they…

This is the most OC question ever. “What can I buy so that people will think I have a personality? PS - I’m an artist and a yogi, just to prove to you that I do have a personality.”

That’s all true for the original question, “Which is worse?” The more reasonable question is, “Which is the biggest problem?” Taking into account that so many plastic bottles are used for water, something that 99% of the population has free access to, I think plastic bottles win the prize for “worst”. Bottled tap…

I don’t envy you looking for an image to accompany this article. The one you found is disgusting enough, and the modern mind boggles at what you probably had to sift through.

I thought the conventional wisdom was that Star Wars killed the cinema. I guess every generation has to kill it all over again.

I’m sure hot dog water tastes great if you’re cooking locally-sourced bespoke hot dogs in it. But if you’re drinking what surrounds the common dog then my guess is you’re consuming mostly preservatives, nitrites and MSG. Plus some generic animal fat.

That’s a terrible idea. It might work for you, but it won’t for everyone.

Earrings, obviously, which only makes the rest more confusing.

I thought it was one of those “find the snake” pictures. I know it must be there somewhere ...

I’m still waiting for Bernie’s accomplishments to come under the microscope ... wait, what are they again?

You cut off half the instructions! What am I going to do with this half-cleaned squirrel now?

Has he used “Pharisee” a lot? I haven’t heard it.

Fuck any asshat that can justify going against bernie’s Marcos’ ideals and torpedoing the will of the people