C’mon, adding Yi there is ridiculous. He played preseason!

Yeah, my dad (who would have been old enough to be your grandpa) grew up on a farm where they made their own soap, then later memorized Julia Child’s cookbooks. He didn’t eat that shit (although stale cornbread in buttermilk was not beyond him).

Yes, definitely, fuck these things. For kids and especially adults who carry them around inside a fucking office building.

Just cut a hole in the front of whatever you have, and bingo! Problem solved.

Just cut a hole in the front of whatever you have, and bingo! Problem solved.

I don’t want these, but I would love to see the same product for women. Because I’m certain they make those, too, right?

I don’t want these, but I would love to see the same product for women. Because I’m certain they make those, too,…

Also: Don’t worry if it doesn’t make sense.

Geez, not the Penguin. He’s obviously a Lex Luthor who hasn’t been warped by the existence of Superman.

There’s a lot of style, and just enough substance to keep things going.

I feel better about my job already!

But shouldn’t the FBI concentrate on enforcing things like, ya know, laws? Are we going to bring them in to arrest people for hard fouls too? That would make more sense.

Central Time Zone, where everybody gets to go to bed 2 hours early after watching TV all night.

Yeah, that’s not a reasonable response either. My suggestion is to find a non-touchy lawyer right away.

Love love LOVE this.

Goodness gracious me, these fine fellows are certainly jubilant! As they should be after such a fine performance. I, for one, am eternally grateful to you for bringing this new “player celebration” movement to my attention. I shall do my utmost to see if such a thing ever occurs again.

I had some questions for the Salty Waitress concerning my retirement portfolio, since my wife is retiring this year and we want to stay in the same house. The mortgage write-off makes a bigger difference than I expected and we don’t want to start draining her pension too early. I feel like I should save this one for a…

The heart wants what it wants.

Cute, but we’re not even close. I’ve seen groups of children picking trash out of open sewers right next to a luxury hotel complex. Not there yet.

It’s a hell of a lot better than the past three years, though.

You set forth the standards, not me. The fact is Bernie shows up for 2016 having never identified as a Democrat and expects the whole party to go along with him. Trump did the same thing for the Republicans, except he was more successful at it. They were both outsiders. I don’t really understand your statement

You mean someone who doesn’t belong to the Democratic Party, doesn’t support its candidates, and just show up because it has the most numbers of voters that might support him? Like Sanders?