Welcome home, Viper driver. What did you say the bad guys looked like?

Oh and I meant to add - note in this situation, if this guy did in fact douchily slow down (another common douche tactic), the motorcyclist was correct that this was not the type of twit to hang around near....

Stretched, unsafe tires do not belong on public roads.

How could you forget the best feature ever...the THIRD hidden headlight?

Ahhhhhhhh!

WTF kind of company gets a Lancer Evolution as a company car? I wanna work there!

And while we are at it. When the fuck is NASCAR going to spend the money to hire traveling medical teams that go to every race?

Not saying they aren’t cheating but... Tanner’s explanation is legit. In fact, I’m more surprised when I see AWD launches with all four wheels spinning perfectly together.

There is nothing as giggle-inducing as an Evo IX. It does things that should not be technically possible. I’ve since driven much faster cars, much prettier cars (let’s be honest, the Evo is a brick with some hedgehog spikes and a set of wheels), and certainly much better built cars. But nothing, not even supercars,…

Old enough to not get hacked, or recalled on a monthly basis.

The original owner likely snorted his share of breakfasts as well. (Ba dum dum tss)

If someone is charging at me in front of my car with an ax I’m stepping on the gas, but not in reverse.