Every NFT is overvalued by 100%.

Remember kids. Piracy is WRONG. You should always respect the decisions of a megacorporation. They’re better than you and they’re a better judge of what’s right and wrong. If the corp decides that a movie should never be seen again, you should bow to their supreme wisdom.

You’re right! An RPG is story focused. Cinematics are part of the process!

Owls have very small brains. Their eyes take most of their skull’s space. All in all, they’re not really smart, even for a bird.

Im just.... not sold on it anymore. I actually was 100% on board until every word out of their mouth was “Mature” “Dark” “Game of Thrones”

Assuming the ports aren’t buggy, sign me the fuck up. I’m ready for the Autumn of Metal Gear.

Because Plex.

No wonder why people are mad. Making her a lesbian creates yet another obstacle for angry, misogynist incels trying to sleep with her - aside from Aloy being from the future, and fictional, and a non-existent digital woman made of 1s and 0s. But other than that, they were so close to scoring.

just fuckin find homophobes and put them on an island disconnected from the internet forever, fuck it.

“Woke” is just a dog whistle for anything involving minorities.  The people who use it as a negative term think it’s a way of saying something bigoted without using actual slurs, and they think we don’t notice.

see, the whole woke thing was that it means you're sensitive to minorities and the constant inequity we face like every minute of the day, not y'know, whatever the fuck "rEd-PiLlEd" men think it is.

“Dirty homosexuals wrecking my vidya games. Oooooo lesbian porn on pornhub, I loooooove me some lesbians!”

The 420th Pokemon in the National Dex (don’t worry about it) is a Grass type named Cherubi.

Neiji Hyuga would object to your “nobody dies” criticism, but he can’t cause he died.

Then...Naruto isn’t really ending. 

That last sentence is ultimately what gets me doubly jaded on this remake. If Naughty Dog were SO unsatisfied with the original from nine years ago, what’s to stop them from doing this all over again in 2031? In 2029, the second game will apparently be “due” for a remake!

In America:

And yet people will continually insist that the US doesn’t have a gun problem...

I still sometimes think about the fact that they got Burger King for the kid who shot up the church..

Did the cops hug him and give him some warm milk and cookies afterwards like they do with all the other white supremacist mass murderers?