Like Leslie, but with Michelle.

A couple years ago, SkyMall used to sell an alarm clock voiced by Stephen Fry, where he said Butler-esque lines designed to get you up and moving with a little laughter.

wigged plate of moldy haggis, Donald Trump

implying that Michelle Obama—who likely has a “fuck this shit” countdown set up for their last day

“Anyone capable of getting themselves elected President, should, on no account, be allowed to do the job” - Douglas Noel Adams.

Why bother with POTUS when she can just get a life appointment to SCOTUS? Only has to be approved once and for the rest of her life she can probably do more good for people than POTUS ever will.

tbh the fact that she doesn’t want to be president makes her even more qualified in my mind

To continue the dogpile, Duckworth is a registered member of the Daughters of the American Revolution which is about as close as you can get to a guarantee of her history was you can get without hiring a historian. Here’s an article from 2011 where the Illinois DAR built a statue to honor women soldiers. In the…

That Wikipedia is also an amazing thing. I had no idea who this woman was before this asshole who lies about his own military background insulted her. However, now I know SHE LOST BOTH OF HER LEGS SERVING IN IRAQ.

I was there! It was really something.

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

Or when you buried the hatchet eight years ago, and Hillary worked closely with Barack as his SoS for four years and everyone became friends. Funny how things actually do change when you are not a whiney baby who holds grudges forever.

I love this bullshit that the nastiness only went one way. But, as you say, things change. These are grown-ass men and women who know that politics and politics. This political partnership is an amazing example of maturity.

And Obama and Michelle bashed Hillary when they were running against her. Funny how rivals in primary campaigns can join together for a general election. So funny.

She and her husband have the special talent to deliver prepared remarks like they’re just talking off the top of the dome.

Michelle Obama is hands down the best orator in 2016, not the least of which is because it isn’t just flowery words, she walks the walk and lives what she believes. I know that she doesn’t like politics but I really hope she answers the call to public service and considers running for office. Perhaps Governor of…

People don’t naturally do a good job of processing risk. Things that are familiar or where people have a sense of control are processed as less risky than things that are unusual or where people feel like they are not in control. This helps explain why people fear flying a lot more than driving even though driving is…