Donald Trump: subtle with a capital B.

Between this and the guy in NY who has to fight to keep the house he shared with his SO for 55 years, I’m just disgusted with humans. Death should bring people together in mourning, and stir people to show appreciation for others while they’re still here. But all I seem to read is leeches coming out from under rocks…

“These are clearly liberal spirits, conjured by a mainstream medium”

If I couldn’t like Salma even more. Drumpf is an abusive idiot.

Remember when Matthew MacConaughey thanked himself, his past self and his future self, and no one else? Why are we not still mocking that? That speech deserved actual scorn.

Exactly, a different matter, but I loved that Hillary was proud that she worked hard and prepared for things. Working and trying hard is NOT a bad thing. Her, paraphrasing from memory, “ Donald wanted me to take a drug test before the last debate. I should be flattered that he thought I was on performance enhancing…

only 7% of us are voting for Trump

Most of my extended family is Catholic and I grew up with these kind of jokes. Just a couple of years ago, I was helping with some preparations for a cousin’s wedding (let’s call her Sue) and her mom had made a math mistake and ordered too few supplies. Her dad said, totally deadpan, “You never could count. If you…

I once knew a Catholic family who referred to their kids as Leaky, Sneaky, and the Rhythm Twins.
Your move, Reynolds.

I love those Lane Bryant posters with Gabby Sidibe. She just looks so joyful and beautiful.

Remember how many of us were like, “I hope Obama doesn’t get assassinated during his inaugeration.” Well, I wish I could say I am not thinking the same about Clinton. 

There wasn’t a single eye roll, smirk, or cocked eyebrow.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

In fairness my image is neither crafted nor polished, and I don’t really want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand, either.

This poor, poor little girl. You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life - abuse within families is as complicated as it is horrific, and it could not be clearer that the adults in her life are encouraging her feelings of loss and guilt, rather than those…

Yeah because teaching those boys that there is no penalty for rape is a great way to raise them. Unless it’s a trap and the family will be reporting him missing in a few days . . .

Bender?

Thanks for giving me a reason to post this beautiful man..

As an outsider (Brit) I don’t like to talk about politics here. It’s none of my business and it’s such a partisan issue to the people to whom it matters, but I’m going to break my own rule.

He was the chef, and was working. On his feet for hours, no doubt. Comfort is essential.