I actually like hootie. Just reminded me of the BNL fight from Community.

“However, fucking terrible vs. worse than fucking terrible is not really much of a choice at all, is it? Then again, maybe my standards for politics is just too high.”

Was at a baseball game a couple years ago where someone puked all over the family in front of them. Then overheard the very awkward conversation between the father and his two young kids on exactly why they were in the bathroom cleaning up someone else’s vomit off of them. Good times, good times.

I think they call that topping the Hasselhoff at most college pizza dives.

Just walk up and grab ‘em by the trophy.

I like that, though because then you have to do trades and stuff. Although there’s always that one guy that gives away two greens to the guy with the other green for one railroad and a get out of jail free card.

“Try this next time: Play Monopoly, but as boring as possible.”

“So help me God, if the top hat gets cut for....holy shit is that a gold T-Rex?”

That guy must be really good at holding in his sneezes.

Pharah obvi

Because it hurts to get hooked in the ass through a wall. Have you not been paying attention?

Roadhog will (probably not) ride again.

Well, there goes the one tank I can play decently with. Looks like it’s all attack now, sorry, rest of my team on defend the payload.