WITH POWER!

Contrary to popular opinion, it really does matter how you slice it. Start just below the rear 22 and work your way about a quarter of the way through for the tenderloin. In a pinch, the meat just behind the River Monsters logo is, also, quite succulent.

Finally, another article on Richard Sherman!

You forgot to mention the Broncos scored the first points of the game during that time.

Fan: [Dials 1-800-COMCAST]

*Looks

Yeah, but sometimes you wake up still tired from the effects.

Um, I think we need to mention that the body they've digitally made here is anorexic.

I have the strangest urge to adopt a Brady.

"jus' god punishin' them san fran queers n packers!" - Mike Priefer

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

If you're in it for the money then you're in the wrong profession

Grinch: [watches LeBron's dunks]

It is Kubica. Here is the video from other angle.

If you use canned apple pie filling, the terrorists have won.

Totally agreed. You kicked him while he was sleeping? I'm pretty sure he was just as annoyed to be there as you, the only difference is you're the only one who actually cemented your status as the ass in the story. And then to write about it like "look what an asshole his guy was to me because I'm fat!" You know what…

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

"the U.S. military industry needs to recognize that getting the cheapest goods possible is neither feasible nor morally permissible."

Hello Ladies. Look at your man's phone mount, now look at mine, now look at his, now back to mine... Sadly, your man's phone mount is not mine.