They should post this to deadspin... Don't you think?
;-)

Monorail... Monorail... Monorail... Monorail....

Dear Santa,

I get my clothing made by children too. Most people probably do. I don't get what you are trying to get at. That's the world we live in, and we all like cheap clothing.

We should always be able to comment on sponsored posts.

Good to know.

Yes. Short answer to your long and loaded question.

I, for one, embrace our new Android overlords.

One day soon Minnesota will make it back to the super bowl, and when they do, rest assured. They will lose. It's customary, Minnesota nice right?

Trade him to the Vikings. Please. Pretty please. We'll throw in ponder for good measure?

I wish I could have had that statue.

I wish I could have had that statue.

Sometimes I need to just stop reading Jezebel. It's not that I'm not for strongly supporting women's rights, or that stuff like this doesn't outrage me, it's that there are so many depressing stories on here that it effects me. I read gawker for news, deadspin for laughs, and Jezebel to feel bad.

You people ask must have shitty relatives. Sucks to be you. Excuse me while I go back to eating Bree (Brei?), drinking wine and watching coming to America. My family kicks your family's ass. #gloating

Mmm... Labia jerky... -Hannibal Lecter

Abstaining from voting isn't a problem. That's a constitutional right. Now kindly go fuck yourself in the corner.

Their third job is to make I killing in inside trading legally. Seriously, yes they are all crooked assholes.

Well they could have done it differently, like by funding the pension plans, but they just chose to worry about it later. Cut taxes now, the bills aren't due for years! Fucking great.

Reading other people's bitchy comments is so weird. It's like, I'm not the only one who has these one-upper threads. Weird.

My secret? Hydrocodone. One pill and you're good for two hours. What was the question again?