Abstaining from voting isn't a problem. That's a constitutional right. Now kindly go fuck yourself in the corner.

Their third job is to make I killing in inside trading legally. Seriously, yes they are all crooked assholes.

Well they could have done it differently, like by funding the pension plans, but they just chose to worry about it later. Cut taxes now, the bills aren't due for years! Fucking great.

Reading other people's bitchy comments is so weird. It's like, I'm not the only one who has these one-upper threads. Weird.

My secret? Hydrocodone. One pill and you're good for two hours. What was the question again?

I want to take away your keyboard until you learn to write the. The god dammit. The the the.

Good luck my friend. I have crohn's and feel your pain.

Rule #1: never hide money where it can be thrown away. Rule #2: buy a safe.

So... Single lawyer eh.. So ah.. Want to grab dinner on you?
Kidding, but I'm sure that has happened before. Good luck on the no std's thing.

I would think that wearing that and looking like that they could have sex any damn way they please. But hey, that's me. They look hot and empowered (like commanding).

If there is one thing this guy screams it's unjustified persecution. And back alley meth dealer. Little bit of column a, little bit of column b.

You are really looking into someone else's life a bit much. If you must know, we're both happier apart.
Women can cry to get their way. So can men. So can dogs.
Now go bleed in peace my crazy feminist.

What are you, on the rag or something? THAT'S MISOGYNY. THE MORE YOU KNOW —————-*

What did you leave the country for a month or something? This was from September.

On top of all the heinous bullshit this woman spews, the moose chili recipe is moronic. Moose are quickly dying out around the country. She's so bad she literally cannot do something positive, even accidentally. I give you: Sarah Palin.

FYI the more comments a comment gets the higher it goes. That's an observation. And the south might not be in your face Jim Crow racist, but they are pretty defacto socially against impoverished people, what with the anti abortion mentality, the completely awful schools, and the lack of decent welfare. But that's not…

Courtney Stodden looks 45. Yikes. Let that be a lesson to... Bad parents everywhere?

I give you the perfect woman. You want something to hold on to, not just look at. Perfection.

You must feel special, staying on reddit all day. How quaint.

What happens when it plays itself?