Abstaining from voting isn't a problem. That's a constitutional right. Now kindly go fuck yourself in the corner.

I was so excited, then it said for Mac. Sad day.

I cut out all of gawker media for a month, then slid back into the old habit of checking it. You guys and girls are addictive.

Their third job is to make I killing in inside trading legally. Seriously, yes they are all crooked assholes.

Well they could have done it differently, like by funding the pension plans, but they just chose to worry about it later. Cut taxes now, the bills aren't due for years! Fucking great.

Reading other people's bitchy comments is so weird. It's like, I'm not the only one who has these one-upper threads. Weird.

"The virus's twin, Flexo, ..."

But it's so cold here in the winter. So cold. I just.... Winter... So cold...
Minnesota's saving grace is the summer. It's a coveted time.

My secret? Hydrocodone. One pill and you're good for two hours. What was the question again?

I want to take away your keyboard until you learn to write the. The god dammit. The the the.

Good luck my friend. I have crohn's and feel your pain.

Unfortunately another technological advancement which we won't ever hear about again. We find ground breaking advancements all the time that end up going no where. Sorry. Pessimist until it hits. I've gotten duped one two many times science!

Good job. No wait, the other one. Fuck you. Mob justice strikes again, and wouldn't you know, they're skimming some of the top because nothing is done for free in this world. I just wonder who they are stealing from.

Rule #1: never hide money where it can be thrown away. Rule #2: buy a safe.

So... Single lawyer eh.. So ah.. Want to grab dinner on you?
Kidding, but I'm sure that has happened before. Good luck on the no std's thing.

I would think that wearing that and looking like that they could have sex any damn way they please. But hey, that's me. They look hot and empowered (like commanding).

If there is one thing this guy screams it's unjustified persecution. And back alley meth dealer. Little bit of column a, little bit of column b.

That is blow my mind amazing. I was just trying to find a nice mid range phone for my tech literate but not savvy sister and brother in law. If only it was out before Christmas!

You are really looking into someone else's life a bit much. If you must know, we're both happier apart.
Women can cry to get their way. So can men. So can dogs.
Now go bleed in peace my crazy feminist.

What are you, on the rag or something? THAT'S MISOGYNY. THE MORE YOU KNOW —————-*