On top of all the heinous bullshit this woman spews, the moose chili recipe is moronic. Moose are quickly dying out around the country. She's so bad she literally cannot do something positive, even accidentally. I give you: Sarah Palin.

FYI the more comments a comment gets the higher it goes. That's an observation. And the south might not be in your face Jim Crow racist, but they are pretty defacto socially against impoverished people, what with the anti abortion mentality, the completely awful schools, and the lack of decent welfare. But that's not…

Courtney Stodden looks 45. Yikes. Let that be a lesson to... Bad parents everywhere?

I give you the perfect woman. You want something to hold on to, not just look at. Perfection.

You must feel special, staying on reddit all day. How quaint.

What happens when it plays itself?

To be fair, he was just trying to be outrageous.
-Michael Richards

At least someone kept a cool head about the incident. No need to jump out of your skin over a pickup game. Although those pictures are making me sickle.
Last one was a stretcher.

For Frodo. Er.. Tebow.

My early girlfriend used to send me hard core nude photos when we were in highschool. Very detailed photos. I was smart enough to delete any and all photos before I turned 18, but this sort of thing is a common occurrence.
Teenagers and an I don't care attitude go hand in hand. And people are creepy for it.

I volunteer as tribute for women winning boning. If they would like. Use and abuse me please.
Weird Monday.

Abortions: for when using the aspirin trick doesn't work. Because we all like sex.
I have no problem with, no adverse reaction to, and nothing against abortions. We need more, especially in the south where it's impossible to get one these days.
Honestly. I'm pro abortion. More the merrier in most places in the world.

Sometimes, you know, you just got to go for a guys nuts, you know? You've got to go low.

Yay for being in the 15% category. Also, yay for unprotected sex! (Using that plastic IUD)

If you looked at all the blackface posts over the weekend you would understand. It was every other post on gawker. And yes, I'm joking.

I've never been scared to see a movie. This movie scares me. It looks brutally good.

Oh, I get it, partial blackface is okay but full and you're up in arms. /s

Skip second base go straight to home! Although boobs are nice. Crazy parents.

Smoking is embarrassing because of that culture. I just want to get high, I don't want a giant poster of a pot leaf on my wall with black lights. I can't drink so smoking is the nice alternative.

I thought I was the only one who thought this. Lady Jane.. Lady Jane..... Ugh.