How to rank Olympic events:

The weird thing is if you ranked the 100 best jellybeans being hit by a truck would probably come in at #50.

GW Bush did do some commendable things as President, including, for example, pressing to funds to help fight AIDS in Africa. And one of those commendable things he did was to sign legislation instructing the Smithsonian to start planning for this museum, and saying he believed it should be built on the national Mall.

“Few people seem to care about our sport. What’s the move here?”

I hope you’re laughing because you think I told a funny joke and not to mock me and lower me as a person. I didn’t tell any kind of joke but it’s better than the pure, vile rudeness that I fear was your intention today