It all makes sense now. This kid has just been reading the AV Club, and the DOPE saw Dickachu…

Search google for any Pokemon and you've got a 90% chance of finding an anthropomorphised sexy human version. Usually female with a huge rack. That could be bridging porn. There's also a lot of cosplay out there. I've seen some sexy Zangooses.

Waiting for this episode to drop on Apple TV (as much as an episode of Cougar Town can "drop"), so I'm just going to say that this season has really turned around in its second half. I started out thinking that the show had definitely run its course, but now I'm back into it. I'll be upset if it doesn't get renewed.

Is this being filmed? If so, I need to call my agent.

Yep, me too. The line about windows being little naked doors was so unexpected that it made me actually laugh out loud, which hasn't happened with a TV show for far too long.

Finally started watching Dexter season 8… I'd heard so many godawful things about it, I was interested to see how far into the first episode I could make it without noticing that things were getting irreparably stunk up. Maybe if I believed hard enough, I would actually fail to see anything wrong with it..

To my eyes, Joey is clearly the largest friend who should simply eat the other 5.

I went to see Her last month with a friend, and the usher told us that is was in cinema 10. So we went to cinema 10, where Le-Weekend was playing, and it took us 15 minutes to figure out that we were in the wrong film.

He gave up an internship at 2006-era Pitchfork to be with Veronica.

Just marathoned the first (and last) three seasons earlier this year.

"I might've written tonight's episode of Workaholics… #BuildingAMystery #NoOneCares"

One of the funniest people I follow on Twitter, @marylandmudflap AKA "Scotty" tweeted today that he probably wrote this episode. I didn't know he worked on the show (which I'm about to start from season 1). Nice surprise… although apparently he's a B- writer.

John Teti hits it out of the park once again. The park is a dot to him.

Haven't had the chance to watch this yet, so let me share a highlight of mine from a previous episode.

Deltron Event 2 shows why you should never do a sequel, especially one so belated. Either keep the magic going before it dissipated and bring out another attempt in a reasonable time, or move on to other more exciting things. Never try to recapture old glories. That's some Blues Brothers 2000 shit.

Chali 2na

My mind instantly turned to Steal This Album by System of a Down. I have failed.

Born This Way is his first total clunker, IMO. 'Bratty Boys'… man… no. Sorry.

I like Keys to the Cuffs… it has a DANGERDOOM-ish vibe to it, but is unfortunately lacking in almost every single area that made that album so great. Still, the vibe is worth something.

Yeah, I came here to say that DANGERDOOM is amazing, and while obviously a different beast to Madvillainy, it's just as rewarding and rich to me.