Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

Ted Cruz doesn’t have a son, though.

Couldn’t we just get Murk Ruffalo to do this instead?

you know, my facebook and yahoo feeds have seen a lot of articles about horrible, horrible parents murdering or abusing their children in awful ways and this shit needs to stop.

I keep starting a comment with “I hope he...(insert negative experience here)” but to be honest there is literally no punishment that fits this crime.

For those who are wondering about Charlie Bear’s health and/or comfort, the linked story mentions the bride and groom are both veterinarians. I think he had a good time.

After looking at the pictures you can read the article.

Good dog, Charlie Bear.

My dog is going to live forever and ever and ever and ever

And in the context of that movie it was funny. This “joke” wasn’t in any such context.

Ornella is known to be pretty fucking obnoxious (for some reason one of my cousins loves her). So yeah, it was clearly about his weight.

Maybe, but I don’t think it’s particularly appropriate to directly insult the appearance of anyone who is just trying to promote their movie. It’s shitty either way, and he did nothing to deserve it.

I’ll have you know, historically everyone actually was categorized as either good, bad, or ugly.

Working out of a clinic in his own home,

Are there any other jobs in the country that would require the amount of dedication you expect from police? Would you let someone literally try to kill you in order to determine if they have a real gun or not? What do you want the officers to do? Stand around waiting until one of them gets shot before they do anything?

We should also recall that, in similar circumstances, a young white man might have been given the benefit of the doubt.

FFS every single non-lethal gun manufactured and sold should look cartoonishly garish, like water guns, to avoid the chance of confusion.

I don’t know why anyone in the comments is (or was) particularly scared. It says that the clowns were specifically going after children. Presumably we’re all adults here, so nothing to fear.

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.