Yes. For two years, my husband and I were underemployed so intensely that we basically cut back on everything that we did in normal life. It was a good exercise in simplicity and resourcefulness.

How many dead dogs per classroom these days?

Having 20 kids would be uninhabitable for me too. I'm glad they saved those poor women from such cruel conditions.

Noooo. That stuff was the devil.

As a microbiologist I’ve been trying to get people to stop using that shit for years, but I think I finally gave up a little while back. Yay, FDA!

Does this mean I won’t have to spend 10 minutes in the soap aisle trying to find one of the two handsoaps that aren’t anti-bacterial now?! This is brilliant news! Down with the bacteria hysteria and up with good old fashioned soap and just actually washing your hands.

I don’t even know 19 people.

But Lena Dunham is the victim here! Somehow. She has to the be the victim or her whole worldview will explode.

I’d enjoy it if she permanently went away.

“I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards.”

There is absolutely nothing about Lena Dunham that I enjoy.

We should all be wary. Taylor Swift’s recent “enhancements” are nothing more than her venom sacs filling as she prepares to paralyze her prey and feed.

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

I feel like this article ignores simpler, more mundane explanations for the popularity of “athleisure” as a style: comfort and convenience.

I’m loaded up on athleisure because guilt-free pajamas in public is my jam.

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.

Sorry, can’t see the word without thinking of this now.

“Ooooooh . . . I was scared. For half a second I thought I posted something. Stop looking at my crotch,” Weiner wrote back.

What the actual fuck is this even? It's like joke maternity photos making fun of people who take them too seriously except I'm pretty sure they're serious and I don't even know. I just can't.