Rupert? Is that a sexy name in England? And a hyphenated last name to increase the pretentiousness...

The family I babysit for had a crib with a tent that goes under the mattress. You zip them in at night and it keeps them from climbing out...plus it made me laugh every time I did it.

wow, so crazy how the only evidence of this otherwise unverifiable anecdote burned in a fire :( bad luck sean

I feel like people are being really mean and condescending about you using this term... Just FYI I live in Seattle and it's an extremely common term-perhaps only people who go to Med spas have heard of it though?

LESS SCOTT, MORE CLINT

Abby, your nose is very wet and shiny and I am happy that you are so healthy

The thought of it makes my heart pound, as if we were to shit together.”

Socialism: Not Even Once.

D.A.R.E. to Keep Kids Off Socialism

But what’s even more important than your driver’s license is to have an advance directive on file with your donation wishes clearly spelled out. The donor indication on your license has absolutely no legal significance. Unless you have an advance directive, your next of kin can refuse to donate your organs whether or…

Lots of super defensive newborn babies commenting...

Imagine the freezer burn on that fish in a few decades.

Why did Guy Aoki have to subject us to the word “meaty”? Why can’t he just say “substantial” or something...

plus “turgid”.

More of these types of articles, please!

Thank you!! I always feel like these types of articles are really condescending. The tone often reads to me as “you’re either cultured and sophisticated like me, or you’re a puritan who’s teaching your kids their bodies are dirty and sinful.”

I once babysat this 4 year old girl and her older brother (I think he was 6). It was my first time babysitting them, and the boy must have just learned “penis” because he loved wiggling his hips around and singing, “shake your penis! shake your penis!” He had taught his little sister to do it too (not sure if he knew…

Women, even ugly ones, are easily able to have sex with almost any man they choose, some men will even pay for the privilege. When something is easily attainable, it is worth less.

This is what happens when you allow your state to market cheez wiz as an acceptable food.

I dated a 56 year old when I was 21. I thought he was really smart and interesting and thought he was interested in me for the same reasons (lol 21 year old naivety). We pretty much only talked about his favorite subject: himself. -_-