i feel like ansel elgort was the guy at sleepaway camp who tried to get a handjob from all the girls and swore he hooked up with a hot older counselor

funny how following the law is optional when it comes to gay marriage but not when it comes to immigration or police brutality

Psssst... a menstrual cup saves you huge amounts of money and waste!

sigh.

The video’s content has already been discussed, so I will ask the other relevant question. Why isn’t Scott Eastwood as sexy as Clint? Objectively, he’s very handsome, but doesn’t inspire any bodice-ripping fantasies. Is his face too pretty? Is he too manscaped? Does he smile too much?

Very confused as to why this dude thinks Ukraine is run by Jews. You’d think he would know and love that most of Eastern Europe is still unapologetically anti-Semitic.

What are the good reasons for keeping women from combat? I was guessing that being taken hostage could be more dangerous for women, or maybe a woman in a group of tense fellow male soldiers who are under a lot of mental stress is more at risk for sexual assault, but I don’t know if either of those are true.

I want this surgery and I've never even given birth

Right before they say something like, “my life seriously changed once I went paleo. it’s how humans were designed to eat!”

That’s understandable. I did laser Brazilian for reason A myself, also to get rid of the evil ingrown hairs that persisted whether or not I waxed. Both the dudes I was with who did eventually shave specifically mentioned that they thought I would prefer it since I was bare, and I haven’t dated any guys who shaved…

I think they are trying to be considerate, either because they don’t want us to get hair in our mouths, or because they prefer women with less hair and therefore believe women want the same thing on them. The two guys I’ve been with who shaved both looked very expectant when they announced they had shaved, but my face…

very common in Seattle and San Francisco, at least. It’s made with smoked salmon and chives are sprinkled over the bechamel, and there’s usually arugula underneath all of it. it’s basically the most delicious thing in the world.

I generally think the internet has been an amazing thing, but this in particular is one great argument against it. Before the internet, pedophiles wouldn’t be able to obtain child pornography, nor would they be able to find anyone else to encourage their thoughts/actions (most of the time, at least). Now there are…

i am overcome with rage when the “vegetarian” section is comprised of portobellos, lentil burger, and/or green salad.

tbh I’d just be happy that my husband only wanted to take advantage of my absence to... eat an onion. marriage goals!

I am the same way, except I also like to pet people’s faces/beards/hair as I tell them how cute/sweet they are. Completely unlike sober me.

What do you recommend if you are extremely prone to heat sickness regardless of exertion level? I get hives and almost immediate nausea/vomiting once it reaches about 80 degrees, even if I’m just sitting around. My gym doesn’t have aircon so my summer workouts are reduced to walking 4 mph on the treadmill. And muscle…

Everyone loves Chipotle but I was not impressed! I like Qdoba, even though I’ve only tried like two things.

(Edited to say it’s the stomach and intestines, I don’t know why I wrote lungs)

It’s because as you increase altitude, air pressure drops. The cabin is pressurized, but only to the equivalent of high elevation on land. So as the pressure drops, the air present in your stomach and intestines expands, which causes bloating/cramping/gas. After your flight it still takes some time for your body to…