Birth control is very popular among deer (forced upon them by humans, but that is irrelevant). Therefore, I believe that Deergod will condone it. We are truly blessed this day!

I apologize for this heinous oversight!

Pudu vs. dik-dik: which is cuter?

um, after those quotes from Jonathan Franzen posted awhile ago, he needs to be listed first (tied with Joyce’s letters).

Yeah, the White Walkers can't be killed by fire but I thought earlier in the series they said they don't like to be around it. We probably shouldn't try to reason this out though because the show runners don't seem to care about logic for any storyline or character...

Yeah, I don’t think it kills them, but I thought in that early episode at Craster’s Keep (I think?) they said something about how they have to keep fires so the White Walkers stay in the forests. I might be imagining that though haha

After reading a few recaps, I guess I am literally the only person who thought the ice crown was cheesy and unnecessary. The shots he was in made it clear he was the leader anyway.

The power of Taylor Swift is too great to comprehend.

The highest level of cute: in a diaper, running their little teetering toddler run with their arms out and giggling!

I think many women uptalk as a way to seem non-threatening to those “in power” (our managers, more experienced coworkers, etc). It’s not that we’re not confident about what we’re saying, but we’re aware of all the negative consequences that can accompany a woman who’s perceived as “bossy” or “aggressive” just for…

Why was the Sam sex scene SO LONG?? Uncomfortable.

I thought her vag had some kind of crazy hypnosis powers because he started to get woozy after his eyes got there. I was like, holy shit! What are these powers and how do I get them? But it was just boring poison that she conveniently timed to kick in at the perfect moment.

I am counting on Ser Pounce reappearing and taking the Iron Throne.

All of them are like, 33% pubic hair description, 33% nipple description, 32% vagina description, 1% plot-related actions.

And their mismatched terrible accents.

I couldn’t even finish the first book because of GRRM’s obsession with women’s bodies and the gross adjectives and metaphors he uses to describe them. Why even bother to have a female POV if you just want to describe how she looks naked?

At first I thought you meant “they” as the victims, which actually seems more likely than the rapists being prosecuted...

My arms get so tired :( How long does it take you and how long is your hair?

I hate it too, especially the sides. I had jeans with laced up sides 15 years ago, so anything laced up will remind me of tacky early 2000s fashion.

Poor Tommen!! I wanted to hug him. He is so over his head and is like, “can’t we all just get along?”