You can do a day tour to Napa and Sonoma! (I prefer Sonoma because they also sell a lot of cheese and I love cheese.) My friend and I did one that lasted most of the day and also went to Muir Woods and I think it cost around $75 each. I mean, it’s a tour so everyone was an old couple, but it was fast and easy.

Then you will be required by law to wear your hair pointing straight up.

Larry has written in Bernie Sanders for decades!

Ah, I thought you took a picture of one of your guys' STDs, or perhaps photoshopped yourself having terrible STDs? then I realized it meant save-the-date.

Poor kids. She should have adopted if she wanted more, but I suppose that wouldn’t have gotten her enough attention.

Okay, whoever told you that is an idiot. My mom had my oldest sister at age 37 (a honeymoon baby), the next at 39, and me at 41. All of us were naturally conceived, so it is perfectly fine and normal for a woman to have kids around 40. My mom has seen all of us finish grad school, and I am sure she will live at least…

Scott Eastwood’s Instagram feed makes me think he is bordering on illiterate.

googling-the Mountain River Lodge closed and apparently was purchased by someone else in Dec 2014. The employees sound like they will be the same, though, so that might include whoever likes to withhold deposits.

googling-the Mountain River Lodge closed and apparently was purchased by someone else in Dec 2014. The employees sound like they will be the same, though, so that might include whoever likes to withhold deposits.

Juniper Ridge makes amazing smelling cologne from plants they gather themselves. I have one of their colognes and it's too masculine for me to actually wear (I put it on my pillows haha) but it might work for you!

The blue is nasty. Who asked for that?? And why is like 3/4 of the bag blue???

can you throw my bachelorette party? I don't even have a boyfriend, so I'll hit you up in like 10 years.

Sometimes his British accent peeked through in the first season, but then it got soooo good. So soothing. I love it.

well, there you have it. Terrorists support vaccination. Vaccination = terrorism. Obama is probably giving out these vaccinations for free hoping the Muslim population will increase enough to take over America, whereupon sharia law will be instituted and DC will be renamed Benghazi.

It is worth noting that the man quoted above is 40 years old. One of the others is 39. Not really sure why he thought college girls were a workable strategy in this first place. I would have been extremely creeped out by a strange middle-aged man approaching me and giving me a ton of compliments and asking me weird…

Actually, antibiotics rarely shorten the length of a regular UTI. They are mostly prescribed to prevent it from progressing to a kidney infection in the off chance your body doesn't clear the UTI on its own. The painkiller they give you, on the other hand, was designed in heaven.

I understand it's a tough situation, but "is it that important to you?"!?!? Why should you be okay with a complete lack of physical affection in your marriage? Are you supposed to live the rest of your life unable to have physical contact with your wife, something that was not agreed on before marriage? I don't think…

It's been what, 2 years since she and Robert Pattinson broke up? They should let it go. It's cruel. Even if you're over your ex, having people constantly asking you if you're still in love with him and shoving pictures of him in your face... ugh... I would have a nervous breakdown.

PETA's response was lighthearted and calm? That quote must be faked.

I saw Up on a double date with my boyfriend and his friend, this super tough and stoic Navy SEAL. I felt less embarrassed about sobbing when I saw the SEAL crying too.