"You lecture others ad nauseum about how you contribute to society"...but...that's basically all this list is!?

It's either that or he's saying the dog wanted to be hit and he did him a favor. His full answer was, "No, I didn't *accidentally* hit him—he jumped in front of my car..." so maybe he was just trying to help his friend out. What a guy.

"He jumped in front of my car but I felt he was triggered to do so as if, like, he was a mechanism of the surrounding people."

I have never seen a black person with Down's, but I have seen a handful of Korean kids with Down's (in Korea) and one Indian girl in my middle school had Down's. It does seem pretty rare, though.

So, what was it that went down when it was just the two of them alone with the pilot? “Clare asked Juan Pablo, ‘Just tell me you love me,’” knowing that the Bachelor may be hesitant to declare such a thing on camera, the insider says. “And he said, ‘I really loved f—ing you.’”

YEAH!! What's up with this? Every time I've tried to order something that way, I don't get it. Why tease us with the options in the first place?

Or Spanaway.

Darn. I live in Seattle, and people are always stereotyping men here as beard-having, flannel-wearing lumberjacks, but it's just not the case. Guess I gotta look into Maine.

Me too, but where do we find these men? I keep fantasizing about moving to Alaska.

much experiment. very Nature submission. wow.

WHY IS 90S FASHION COMING BACK?

HOW DO YOU READ MY THOUGHTS? LIBERAL WITCHCRAFT?

My health teacher in high school told us that her kids' pediatrician told her to explain sex to her two young kids... Her 2 year old daughter, predictably, wandered off during the conversation, but her 5 year old son was completely baffled, seeing as how his body didn't work that way yet. "But... how does it stay UP?…

I was gonna say, Burt is about to be PI-ISSED at this list.

I laugh now, too, but no doctor is going to get near my vagina with a blade....ever.

I interned in a very small hospital during college alternative spring break, and the very first morning I was supposed to observe a lady giving birth. Without announcing it beforehand (obviously) the doctor did an episiotomy which made me cringe so badly. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in the hall with almost…

Aha, I thought the clinics were just like the "pharmacy", didn't know they had doctors. Thanks!

I know it's not technically legal yet, but are the dispensaries willing to sell to people without a prescription?

Things my mom told me growing up (we are Jewish): "If you see a house with blue lights, that means the family is Jewish. Christians only use multicolored and white. But blue lights are tacky and ugly so we use white lights."

I am also Jewish and hate colored lights. Maybe it is because white lights evoke snow on a delightfully scented tree, which a person of any tradition enjoys, and the multicolored lights are like, BAM XMAS?