condescendingturtle
CondescendingTurtle
condescendingturtle

YES! Either you're needy and coming on too strong, or they "don't know anything about you" and "can never even tell how you feel about me". Either way I end up feeling bad about myself.

When I read about her, I felt bad for her boyfriend. But now it is clear they deserve each other.

I mean, kinda...

My self esteem was destroyed after a two year abusive relationship that ended 4 years ago. I took up hiking and it was the best thing I've ever done. I always go solo so I never have anyone to compare myself to, I can go as fast or slow as I want, and no one else knows if I fail. And my progress is tangible—I can TELL

Yep. And then they get mad when you can't tell them the right person/number to call. Hello!! I am not a paging operator!! Sigh.

"Are you the doctor on-call? No? Can you answer anyway?"

I laughed, I cried, I almost crapped my pants at the monkeys...

And the guy who says he hates "Isabel Marants"! Even I don't know those as anything other than "wedge sneakers".

Um, I don't know what's wrong with you people who put nacho cheese on your hot Cheetos. THE ONE TRUE COMBINATION is the hot Cheetos puffcorn (original is also fine), each one lovingly eaten with 2% cottage cheese. You start feeling the burn, but then! It's cooled by the cottage cheese! It's glorious.

YES!! I watched that video too!!!

All my sex ed teachers in high school were friendly ladeez and it made such a big difference to not have a creepy man talking about sex!

My sex ed was awesome. My school district taught us the following EVERY YEAR from 5th til 12th grade:

YES. I'm terrified of that too and I'm pretty sure it all stems from watching The Mummy when I was a little kid. There's a scene where Rachel Weisz is washing her face and she looks up and sees someone in the mirror. The fear has never gone away.

ANNIEBANANIE
MY NAME IS ALSO ANNIE AND I CAMP ALONE AND I'M TERRIFIED OF THE DARK

Can someone clarify what she's hitting in the truck that makes him clutch at his chest? I'm very confused.

I always instantly associate this act with Matthew Shepard's murder and people murdering dogs. It's not something that should be portrayed as some serene spiritual experience. Getting dragged behind a truck is not euthanasia!

(I'm sorry.)

Call me cynical, but it feels like he's just putin on a show for the rest of the world.

This is not really a scary story but it is a little weird.

If I have a nervous breakdown from that gif it is YOUR FAULT and the NSA will know it