I loled, but then I got sad about Parks & Rec being over. :(

Yes! When I was little I was allergic to basically every type of nut, including peanuts, but it was walnuts that would immediately send me to the hospital. Even the oil left over from them could set off a serious reaction. The school I went to had a serious no-nuts policy, and I wasn’t the only kid with a deadly nut…

Who are the monsters voting yes?!

This reminds me of watching old men fishing out of the Clyde River that runs through Glasgow, when just a bit further up the River I had just seen a dead bloated cat and someones entire living room set floating by.

And you just know that these are the same people who vilified Lena Dunham for “molesting” her sister when she was 7.

Samesies.

Ugh, is pitbull still a thing? who the hell listens to that guys music?

yeah, but that’s Bill Fuckin’ Murray, he’s not there for the underage girls, he’s there for the lulz.

Hah! I’m an architect and my firm is actually in the process of finishing off a home renovation that has this. It’s actually not as expensive as most people would think, if you’ve already got a house with a tower.

Ok, sorry for my colourful language but I’m going to unload here. For anyone who has ever complained about not being allowed to send nuts in their kid’s lunches, FUCK YOU. I have severe anaphylaxis to most nuts and peanuts and people feel the need to complain to me all the time about not being allowed peanut butter in…

That was really fantastic to read, I’ve never been to Cambodia so I can’t comment on any of their monuments, but that sign is incredibly striking. I think my favourite monument (If you can have a favourite of this sort of thing) was the Memorial to the murdered Jews of Europe, in Berlin. Two of my grandparents…

This! I was really close friends/ had a very big crush on my rapist in high school. After it happened I continued to be close friends and very flirty with him, I thought that if I acted weird he would freak out, and I also thought that if we both kept acting the same then things would go back to being the same. Things…

I was 11, and my whole class got to go on a school trip to Ottawa, the capital of Canada. We stayed in a hotel, 4 to a room divided by gender, the hotel was shaped a bit like an L so you could see into other hotel rooms from your own room. On like the second or third night staying over we had a knock on our door, it…

I wouldn’t be so certain about things that are so obviously wrong. Last year I got a gas and electricity bill that was £5000 (about $10,000) for one month of usage. It was so obviously wrong, but the company I was dealing with (EDF because I don’t give a fuck about those assholes) decided to stick to their guns on the…

What happened to #7? Also, this article made me remember why I started coming to Jezebel in the first place, Pot Psychology! It was the best thing! Can someone bring it back please?

I don’t get it either, it’s all clothes my snowbird Grandma would wear to Florida. I looked on ebay to see what the prices are like for the resellers, there are people selling 2 soy candles for like $80! How is there such high demand for this stuff??

If you've got a bit of an Outlander thing (who doesn't?) Scotland is great! I'd say Glasgow for the club/music scene and artists, Edinburgh for more pulled together gentlemen, but be warned you might end up like me 5 years on and married to a Scot.

During 8th grade I finally got up the courage to ask my crush of like 2 years to dance. He said yes, and we danced and I was very happy. Then, not 10 minutes later, he came up to me with like half of boys in my grade and said “I’m no one’s bitch, you’re dumped” I was so shocked I didn’t respond at all, except for a…

You forgot about Donetsk International Airport.

Very very glad that I live in the UK, tipping here is customary but not ridiculous. I can't imagine having to add 20% to any service, it would probably get quite expensive. In the UK I've found that anything over 10% is well received.