The most hurtful one of those actually came when I was in University. I was presenting my final design critique for my masters of architecture, and there were lots of very important judges there to question your design and give you criticism. A big part of the crit was explaining and then defending your final design.…

I'm just going to leave this here.

When I was in high school my Chemistry tutor used to give me dark chocolate before we started studying. She always said it would make me smarter, I just thought it was a weird thing she did. Well, I passed Chemistry (with a B! which is amazing considering I was failing only a few months earlier) and now this study has…

We've got a hardcore juggalette right here.

How the hell is free porn almost tied with internet stalking?!? Who are you monsters?

I'm having major baby wants right now. I never thought that I would ever want a kid, but I just started a new job at a firm where the two directors are husband and wife, and their 1 year old kid runs around the office all day, and she is just the best. I'm definitely still waaay to young, but that feeling is there,…

When I was in the 9th grade someone started a rumour that I had had sex with like 100,000 guys. I don't know who thought that up, because I'd never even had a boyfriend at that stage, but there you have it. Because of my newfound "slut" status, most of my friends had ditched me, and I was just basically a lonely cello…

It literally took me two hours just to get through the 45 min episode because I had to keep pausing it to cry.

Wow, that's crazy! It's almost as if social darwinism isn't a real thing, and poor people are actually normal human beings just trying to get by, not the drug addled lay abouts that I believed them to be!

You can get them at the pharmacy, I know rimmel does a little pot that is very dark.

How have I never known of this before? amazing! Now all I need is some tape, too bad my adulthood is a sham and I haven't had tape in my flat for months now.

Too bad they aren't in mint, coral and white.

What what what?! I haven't seen this one, can I ask where you bought it? I need it.

Sad brooding eyes, good facial hair gets me every time.

Ah, I can't imagine! My cousin has identical twin boys, and they are adorable little nightmares. They are like 99% identical so it's really hard to tell them apart, and now that they're old enough they've started switching.

My mother literally kicked my brother square in the face. He must have been about 2 or 3, but he snuck up and tickled the bottom of her foot while she was sitting in bed. Her reaction was to kick him in the face, and he flew half way across the room. He turned out fine, in fact he is in medical school now, but we…

I had this problem with my husband, in order to save our marriage we now each sleep with our own duvet, we can't share one. We also have to have like 8 pillows on the bed, we never have nice matching sheets but we're both warm and cozy while we sleep.

Misandry!

Honestly if you just google "pumpkin seed story" that's the first thing that comes up, at least for me it is.

Worst new years was probably yesterday. My husband and Sister in law and I were supposed to be going to a party, but their 95 (!) year old grandma somehow caught a chest infection. We stayed with her all night, taking turns forcing her to have sips of water and changing her sheets because she was sweating so much. We…