300 is a good, round choice. If a Subaru BRZ had 300 horsepower without packing on an additional 500 pounds, it’d be damn near perfect (Jesus, that’s a lukewarm take if ever I’ve seen one...), but I prefer right around 400 or so. That’s enough to motivate a Ram R/T with a suddenness that would surprise several…

I know all that. I still miss those things because they were emblematic of a period of time that I reminisce fondly about with regards to car design. You may have thought they were ugly and non-functional, but I still like those things.

When did we all just decide, collectively, “no more luggage racks, please”? I don’t know, like rear window louvers and pop-up headlights, I just miss those sometimes.

Hah! I see what you did there...

Yeah, that’s a good point regarding the shocks. Actually, the Ram Rebel is probably the better straight comparison to this truck in particular. I got the R/T because I had absolutely no need for the 4x4 drivetrain or the beefy shocks, given that I live in Phoenix and never go off-road. One thing I’ve really enjoyed…

After reading this review, I find myself wondering what Jalopnik — and Andrew specifically — would think of the 2018 Ram 1500 R/T I got this year. I’m really happy with it, it’s exactly the truck I wanted, but given some of the drawbacks mentioned for the ‘Yota here, I’m curious how that would go. Maybe y’all can make…

Yeah, but I mean... Did you see the ice dragon last season? It’s got laser breath!

“Disingenuous or stupid?” Well, that seems unnecessarily harsh.

Stories are important, though. Storytelling is as intrinsic to the human condition as eating and breathing. Metaphor is how we rationalize and relate to the world, how we make sense of a universe that sometimes seems to fundamentally... not. Satire is a way of contextualizing current events, fantasy and science…

I briefly lived in a place called Valley City, North Dakota. Situated about an hour west of Fargo (a few folks out there may not know this, but in the Big Empty, places such as North Dakota, or eastern Montana, or Why-would-you-live-here-oming, most distances are measured in travel time, and that, among other reasons,…

Is the “milkshake duck” still a thing? I think this is a milkshake duck.

Så nätt den är...

I’m as disappointed as anyone that it isn’t actually Dr. Someskull-or-other. This is how the world ends. Not with a terrifying speech to all the assembled leaders of the world, warning them all of the awesome power of an unimaginably powerful doomsday device and demanding an unbelievable sum of money and power; but…

The Saturn version of Mega Man 8 included some bonus content, such as an opportunity to fight Cut Man and Wood Man in hidden locations — do we know if the Mega Man 8 port in this collection includes that stuff?

I’m really glad someone called this point out so I don’t get lost down in the grays of the late-game discussion on this article, but this really bothers me and I want to talk about it with someone.

“8 Dems control [the] Senate”?

Well, to each their own, I s’pose, but Confederate’s offerings have never tickled my fancy. Doesn’t matter, I’m not a Silicon Valley Maverick™ with enough money to burn on one of these, anyway.

Nobody said Mustang? I’m not trying to be flippant, but nobody thought, “Oh, a cheap, RWD coupe that can be had used by the bucket-load, dead-simple and will run forever with simple maintenance, how about a five-year-old Mustang?” Or, I mean, a Camaro, or a Challenger, sure, but the Mustang is ubiquitous, and if you…

Mr. Torchinsky is correct. I don’t understand the need for further conversation.

Hm.