Ham Rove is the next in line.

That was pretty good, but I’m probably Bias.

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

I hope Billie Lourde has some really great people in her life. She needs them right now. I don’t know what else to say, this just sucks.

Who’s joking?

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Hoo?

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

Hi Jabrill.

If you want real actual advice, I’d say that fans and alumni pressuring the administration—as well as pressuring/shaming other fans and alumni—to stop the tonedeaf insistence that the lovable, celebration-worthy JoePa they remember can survive in any way. It can’t. They have to say “Sadly he was horrendous in the end,…

I got here as soon as I could

“Culturally, [I’m] perceived as being white, male, upper-class, privileged.” - Benedict Cumberbatch [GQ]

That cognitive dissonance tho

The real loser here is the University of Florida’s department of whatever the fuck athletes pretend to study.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?