This statement will make him look plenty good to the mouth-breathing rubes who want to restore a statue of piece of shit who allowed children to be raped for four decades because FOOTBAWWWW!!!111, which is probably the demo most vital to him.

Agreed! Fran Fine wouldn’t be caught dead in this crap...

half unrelated but if someone doesn’t stick amy schumer in a dress with a structured shoulder soon i will secede from this nation

Why the fuck was @thefatjewish at the White House Correspondents Dinner? He probably stole someone’s invitation and took credit for it.

Remember that time Amy Schumer said the following in her recent Vanity Fair profile and almost everybody pretended like it never happened:

Yeah, I don’t really understand why everyone’s turning on Strahan here. From what I’ve heard, it seemed like he didn’t really have much choice in the matter (I mean, he could have said ‘no’, but when the head of your network says “I’d like you to go on our flagship show full time to help shore up our numbers!” you…

That doesn’t really matter in this context. The CTS-V has a pretty flat HP curve in the region where the engine spends 95% of the drag race too (between 5300-6600rpms). With drag radials, you can launch at red line and be at peak HP the entire race.

So the guy took the range given by Tesla, and made an engineering estimate on the materials and battery capacity needed. Tesla responded by saying that the car would be heavier and have less battery capacity, and you think Jon Bereisa is the one that looks bad?

Sounds like he has to get a (puts sunglasses) Life.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

Bravo, this is a lovely comment.

Like it!

Who cares? WHAT ABOUT TINSLEY?

Evan Huang is my favorite person on TV or maybe ever.

Despite making up a third of the city’s population, “74 percent of the 404 people shot by the Chicago police between 2008 and 2015 were black.”

I always think of this vid:

I would sooner expect Justin Bobby at a Feministing party.

Who are the Sixers?

and then she cranked that soulja boy

Get a real fucking job. Better yet, get two! You have the time because your kids don’t live with you!. You are a grown ass man, and the fact that you call yourself a writer does not excuse you from being responsible for the lives you created.