Ted Cruz is exactly the kind of person whose entire knowledge of basketball would have been gained from reading the rulebook.

Might be an unpopular opinion, but -

“There has to be a way I can make a quick buck on this. Can we double-bill Medicare for this?”

“I slept in again, made it to class today, but did not do the reading. So what’s an ecosystem?”

I’m so narrow minded!!

How does Emilia Clarke keep getting nominated for anything other than Razzies?!?!

As I have a high distrust of police There are not a lot of things I would call the cops over.....This is not one of those things.

Yes, in replying to the OP commenting on that worse than useless woman, who sure found her way to opening her door for a microphone though, it’s fair to focus on her inaction.

I know, right? If you’re still a coward at that age what were you closing your eyes to before? You can yell through the door and say you’ve called the cops no matter how frail you are.

The result of which is hung around Sandra Day O’Connor’s legacy for all eternity.

Inferior Baron Harkonnen cosplayer Roger Ailes...

Even though I enjoy her on the show as a villain-in-denial, I CAN’T with her when it comes to this. YES, Yulin is appalling and unspeakably horrible. But it is NO WORSE than how the meat she serves at her countless restaurants is sourced. But because she doesn’t have these animals as pets, she doesn’t give a damn and…

He angrily lamented his treatment at the hands of Mrs. Clinton’s campaign,

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Zambillion Little Pieces.

Ah, yes, yes. This is exactly what a not-at-all-fake relationship looks like.

Rita Ora has been hospitalized for exhaustion.