“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”

not even a very good Target.

Will that ever not be hilarious? The most notorious housing project in America...is now a fucking Target.

The Target on Division?? I’ve only lived in Chicago for two years and every time I’ve gone to that Target I just think how strange that area is. Now it all makes sense!

This is the actual truth, folks. Razed for big boxes.

I thought that film has been discredited for factual inconsistencies and fabrication?

I get her. I don’t agree with her, but I get her. I too belong to a minority and very often piss people off because I don’t always say and think the things everybody who belongs to my minority group is supposed to say and think. And there does not exisit a fuck in the universe that I give if anybody has a problem with…

“Amber never stick no fingers in my ass. I don’t play like that!”

If that shot had come up about 20 yards short, we would have had a case of Marky Mark and the Chunky Punch.

I’ll show myself out.

Growing up in rural Oklahoma, the coming out episode is burned into my memory. I came out to my dad and step-mom within a few weeks. I seriously think Ellen saved my life. I know my personality and my mental illness, and if I had been afraid to come out and the issue hadn’t been raised at just that moment I would have…

Biden shamed her into supporting gay marriage too?

Want to really highlight how sexist they are? Reverse the gender and try not to giggle.

Great truck if you have dogs

I wish I could find a metaphor for how little Johnny Football changed before/after rehab...

Get lost with the “selfish” shit.

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

I’d put a towel down first, though.

Wu Ke mistake.

with all the money being spent on this big government we can’t afford some snow tires? If Trump were president we’d have tremendous snow tires and he’d make the Canadian’s pay for them!