I’d put a towel down first, though.

Wu Ke mistake.

with all the money being spent on this big government we can’t afford some snow tires? If Trump were president we’d have tremendous snow tires and he’d make the Canadian’s pay for them!

Gainesville Cop: “Can you believe that someone called the cops on kids playing football? Can you believe that?”

Patrice’s fiance says there was no joke-theft.
- https://twitter.com/VonDecarlo/sta…

She didn’t even really ‘take’ the sex-term thing from Patrice.

It’s actually not a city, just a “place” which means a ZIP code (or two if they add in the euphemistically named “north potomac”).

Anne Hathaway: “Not sure why you’re all hating on JLaw. Remember me? I’m waaaaaaay more annoying.”

My brain uses electrical signals. I should wear a Faraday cage on my head to protect it.

Yeah, I’m sorry she got cheated on and dump the mf for sure, but that is an awful thing to do. Team no one. This is basically revenge porn. Not cool.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

Kentucky, what's up?!

She was putting a lot of trust into her police department, though

This will go nicely with my white power tie!

Oh for christ’s sake! You don’t have money for a game BUT YOU HAVE A CONSOLE OR PC THAT CAN RUN WITCHER 3?? Are you kidding me???

Judging by the grammar, 100%.

Nobody should be worried; he’s apparently not very good at dishing out payback.

Also, Forrest Whitaker played Idi Amin - The president of Uganda, who happened to be a corrupt dictator. And Dreamgirls was was adapted for the screen from an already famous musical. A musical celebrating the history of motown. Jennifer Hudson’s character is based on the life of Florence Ballard (one of the original…

You are a self-righteous cunt, a bad punter and an even worse writer.

Ron Meyer is studio head of Universial, he has more say in the decisions than the chair does, that’s the same with every company. I mean according to you Hilary Clinton is responsible for how fucked up wal-mart is because she was a chairwomen during their growth period