Last Week Tonight has definitely changed my Sundays. It’s made it a LOT more interesting.

See, Reddit can’t be racist, It’s totally dating a black woman!

Yeah, I was about to say. Dude might wanna step back with calling out other people when he’s already been thoroughly pegged by Ham Rove (and Ham Rove will never get old, or less accurate):

Why should Smaug, who constitutes less than a tenth of 1% of Middle Earth’s population, possess 50% of the gold?

“Men are incredibly dumb...”

It’s not a detraction. It’s the point. The only way to stop these types of attacks is to prevent the the victims from being especially vulnerable. By listening to them and treating them with dignity, we include victims in the system that can help catch these monsters.

Hey I just met you

Lay off the kid, it’s East Carolina. That’s counts as a big win for Florida nowadays.

Sounds like Nadir has really hit rock bottom.

They’re innocent. Rutgers doesn’t beat anyone.

Government cut down to a size so small it can be “drowned in a bathtub”, yet that tiny government is powerful enough to make medical decisions for all pregnant women.

I guess I’m an idiot because I do think the tweet about videos with women with “very slim bodies” getting nominated was specifically referencing Taylor Swift’s video. It’s a perfectly valid point to make, but then why do we have to pretend it wasn’t referencing TS?

The Patricia Arquette cycle lasted less than 24 hours!

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

E34 M5 will break your heart as soon as you’ll have to fix something on the engine. Great engine, but parts are obscenely expensive. A remanufactured water pump (because they dont make them anymore) is $340. The fan clutch is $200. Starter is $500 ... I cringe every time. Plus, US of A never got the 3.8L version ..…

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

“I used to be a Jet fan but then my father got a job.”

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Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]