I feel the same exact way! Like, Matt we can take shifts. It is going to be okay.

I keep saying that too but his connection to these people seems to not even slow him down. Which in this day and age just amazes and horrifies me.

That never stopped anyone in the Bible.

to put it lightly

I’m really fucking sick of hearing women described as “loyal.” What the fuck does that even mean in this context, or any other?

I also don’t understand everyone with their “ugh just dump Jay already”...like she literally made a whole album about her path to forgiveness and it’s just so beside the point.

Me and Chrissy will be over here wondering WTF is wrong with the rest of you

None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....

Which raises an interesting point for those who say that these girls brought this upon themselves. Presumably there was *one* driver and it is possible that the two passengers were begging the driver to pull over. Or they could have been egging the driver on. No one knows. What is the culpability of the two…

I’m not going to say that these were good parents, but they weren’t necessarily bad ones.

Didn’t realize there were rules about mourning, thanks for the insight.

We throw the word genius around a lot in regards to our entertainers. 99% it is undeserved. I’m not a massive fan of his, but even I know that Prince was a fucking genius.

“We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]

I’ve heard they also let gross couples eat rotisserie chickens in the hot tub.

Um, sorry but no, fucking groupies isn’t a gateway drug to being attracted to kids.

Not to be outdone (but still hopelessly cute):

Well, that’s just fucking awful. Just goes to show that wild animals, no matter how docile they may seem in captivity, are still wild animals, I guess. I feel for this woman and her family.

“He had made no secret that he wanted sex with you”

Here is a recent story about a man brutally murdering his wife with a hammer: http://www.japantoday.com/smartphone/vie…

I posted this story already last year but it’s absurd enough to tell it again. I went to school with a set of twins that had a very interesting family history. These twins had a much older sister. This sister had been engaged to a guy once. The guy had an affair with her mother and got her pregnant. They called off…