Probably one of the most important questions of our time. No jokes.

It's kinda weird how Taylor and Karlie don't seem to take any photos together after that whole 'making out' debacle. Sadface.

Isn't Harry gay? Also, Tay is married to me so all the Haylor fans can calm the fuck down.

Duh, well obviously Taylor was the sweetest. How can she ever be non-perfect? Ridiculous to assume otherwise.

WHAT. I swear I'm not stalking you (ok maybe a bit) but I had a dream of her too. Mine was bizarre. I dreamt I was meeting Angelina Jolie, but she had Taylor's face and she goes "I'm Angelina" and I'm like "NOPE YOU ARE NOT".

Gah, Tay cannot be more perfect. Coming from someone who is a very recent convert (I just couldn't get into her music before 1989 and thought she fake as hell). But holy shit, she's pretty freaking amazing. Obsessed. I am done. Need to be besties.

Stunning, stunning, stunning. She's a GoddessAngelPrincessSunshineEverything.

Don't you worry, I'll even let her go full "Blank Space" on me, if need be. You shall have your own room in our humble (extravagant) abode. Maybe try to be conscious when in the same room as her.

Truth. I don't know what sorcery she possesses to have turned me into a convert, but she is a gorgeous sorceress. I'm a future lawyer, so maybe she'll do a Clooney and marry me? I can be her successful lawyer wife. Adultosaur, make this happen please.

But what about our beloved Ms. Swift? She looked like a ray of gorgeous, gorgeous sunshine. Ugh, I'm so in love.

He reminds me so much of Angelina Jolie's brother. If I knew how to navigate Kinja, I'd have a picture of said brother for reference, but alas.

Well, that hair is definitely bi-curious.

Hotter than Taylor in any scenario? Truth, please?

Is is because Neil Sampath is all the way in Venezuela? I mean, that's a long trek from whereever the hell Freida lives? India? LA? Who knows.

I fee like Liz Lemon is speaking through you, Burt.

Wow, why does the Prince/Robb look like a neanderthal in this? It's jarring.

In the sun - Joseph Arthur.

Just what in the world is this movie even about? Did an eagle just commit murder? Is Jennifer Lawrence supposed to be a witch? Just, what?! Argh.

Sooo Jez is only geared towards straight, white women? We need to all collectively work towards a more diverse variety of boyfriends and girlfriends for Jez.

Yes, apparently with capitalization and punctuation.