Wait, what?! I feel like she absolutely destroyed this song, and not in a good way. The lady sure has some style, but I don't think she improved on this song at all.

Eh, whatever! My birthday was on the 29th of August (Michael Jackson's birthday as well). I think that trumps Beyonce! But Happy Belated to you!

So obsessed with this woman, it's bordering on ridiculous.

He's a national treasure.

And Bryan Adams! Don't forget Bryan Adams!

And you know something that the FBI doesn't? What proof do you have that MJ was a pedophile? Shut your fucking ignorant mouth.

Oh. My. Effing. Lord. I haven't laughed this much since I watched Anchorman 2. This woman has some balls! That Liu Kang kick at the end just killed me.

Oh, bite your tongue. Lana Del Rey is seriously talented.