A hardhat, ladder, a bundle of firewood, and a big ol’ wooden mallet. That must be an interesting job site.

This one works shocking well

Elon Musk has earned the right to get a mulligan on this. Besides, if that guy hadn’t been such a dick to him, none of this would have happened. How the fuck would you feel if you spent a lot of money to help save some kids and then got told to shove your help up your ass?

THE

DRIVER

The “driver”. Next question.

The problem is disproportionate coverage that creates the incorrect impression that semi-autonomous vehicles—and in particular Teslas—are inherently dangerous in and of themselves.

The tech is fully baked. Keep your hands on the wheels and your eyes on the road, you’ll be fine.

Human drivers aren’t safe. When human drivers drive toward a hazard instead of away from it as they should they are not safe.

Obviously you didn’t keep reading. Autopilot is not a perfect system, nor meant to be used without any human intervention. It’s incumbent upon the driver to pay attention to the road and to take over should the computer have trouble. The driver didn’t, Tesla is not to blame for his negligence and incompetence.

We never would have got past the horse and buggy in today’s litigious no-personal-responsibility society. They guy drove into a concrete wall that was visible half a mile away.

No, the one that recognizes there are problems with the system and tries to help others regardless.

Then again, some might say that religion itself is nothing but an elaborate mechanism for coping with death anxiety.

Or even extra batteries on the trailer itself.

I can’t keep quiet about this anymore.

You also have the right not to buy a plane ticket.

bad karma, bro.

I mean we have 100 years of evidence that this isn’t going to happen.

What a bunch of whiny little pissbags everyone is being. Look, if you don’t like it, CANCEL YOUR DEPOSIT.

I’ve ruined my pants and it’s only 9 AM. I hate the Geneva auto show.

Two things: