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Baby Driver 2: the Quickening
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Olorin. "Mithrandir" is for fake nerds.

You forgot Lost Highway? LOST. FUCKING. HIGHWAY.

Yor, The Hunter From the Future? The Black Hole (whose ending goes Fantasy)? Apparently, Oliver Stone's first script for Conan was Sci-Fi Fantasy. Uh, Ice Pirates?

For my 13th birthday my mom took me to see Aliens. I worried that it's mix of intense action and face-rape would disturb her mightily. On the contrary- after the viewing, though shaken, she deemed it a feminist masterpiece.

Mr. Body in Clue?

Ahnold's action reign began in '82 with Conan the Barbarian. And Terminator 3 made money, and DOESN'T suck.

Uh, Return of the Jedi?

MIB 2? City Slickers 2?  This list is woefully incomplete.  Godfather 3?  Beverly Hills Cop 2?  Rambo 3? of boy, endless possibilities.

Paul Walker: I'm going home.  On my BICYCLE!

I'm Ready! Ready for the laughing gas!