conanthelibrarian
ConanTheLibrarian
conanthelibrarian

How about people shut the fuck up and stop being offended by everything? The world doesn’t exist to cater to your goddamn sensitivities.

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Comic drag done right, in just the first 20 seconds: Scott Thompson conveying Elizabeth’s whole mindset before she gets to business, and Kevin McDonald in a bikini and tiara for no reason but consistent world building.

Kids in the Hall, pretty much forever.

When dining with my parents I always make sure to bring extra cash to bring the tip up to a decent level, and they don’t even have dementia (they have a much worse disease, “Republicanism”). They’re cool in the sense of they always pay when taking us out, but I’m family and unfortunately for them the servers are not.

How do I fix an awkward situation between grandma and the server?”

So you’re in favor of a company ripping off others’ IP to sell cheap, shitty merchandise? What is this China?

That is so cute! I will pass the idea on to our little local library. They did host an eclipse watching party for the town and had the glasses we could pass around. The maids from the hotel across the street came over too and we all shared the glasses and had a good time. Libraries are awesome!

I believe the NHL actually trademarked the silhouette of the Cup, as the Hockey Hall of Fame is actually the owner. Either way, this guy is profiting off a property he doesn’t have a license to. Should be a short court case. Also, those mugs look like they’d be a pain to actually drink out of.

I’m lobbying our children’s librarian for a stuffed animal sleepover at storytime next week, that is too adorable for words.

I love how everyone who wants to “protect young girls” thinks they are all some breed of idiot who cant differentiate between television and reality. Also that all girls care about looks and boys and popularity. It just goes to show how clueless these people are. You must have actually been a stupid, self obsessed,

Eating dinner alone with a book (or in my case tablet) is one of my favorite things.   Coming from a family of extroverts everyone always thought i was a big weirdo.

Counterpoint. I took Latin as my language in high school and found that doing so has made it easier to learn other languages that are related to Latin.

The reason Asia has been covering her face is because someone threatened to burn her alive out of racist hatred. She gave a quote in an interview saying she is covering her face to make a statement that she is not being seen as a person, and highlighting that by not letting herself be seen.

Go fuck yourself.

I actually do go up to every diner in any establishment I eat at to tell them if they’re being assholes and what they can do to be better.

I didn’t graduate high school because that isn’t what they are called in the UK. I was just slightly puzzled by your angry tone because to the best of my knowledge I haven’t punched you or slept with your spouse or something.

Furthermore, in what context is one supposed to consume loaded fries?

So poutine is bad?

But what about the men!!!???

If Offred isn’t a willing participant to the sex, it’s rape.