Yes, let’s not care about the problems in Puerto Rico now because we never cared about them before. If you used to be ignorant of an issue, the only way to avoid hypocrisy is to maintain that ignorance in the face of all new information.

Nurse I’m gonna need some bactine and a Snoopy bandaid I just cut myself on this immense edge.

Actually with this in mind isn’t this a clear case? The beginning:

Here come the mansplainers to mansplain mansplaining to us.

Nope, it has to do with men automatically assuming that women know less than them even when the women in question are experts in their fields.

Second chance? If you had harassed a woman ONCE, we could talk about a second chance. You had hundreds of chances, and you passed them all up until it finally ended your career. Can’t a guy get a 217th chance anymore? No. You’re through.

You’re assuming that it’s normal to want to rape people, and that the only thing keeping men from rape is fear of consequences.

There’s a lot of broke rapists too.

You forgot that guy who posted on here last night that we’d totally do the same thing in his position, and if we denied it, we’re simply lying to ourselves.

Yes, but can you pull off A+ philosophical sophisms quite like our pal Phox over there? That’s the real question.

Last time I checked, my true self doesn’t involve sexual assault.

....it’s a trailer. It takes two minutes to watch. Jesus.

The night begins to shiinnnneeeee!

I’m sorry you got banned from Reddit for posting your self-insert fanfic where Rick takes you into his big strong arms and tells you everything is pointless unless you’re a smart white male.

Counterpoint: Ben FUCKING Sisko

Don’t be dissin’ the Murder Capital of the World, bitch. How many people have you murdered lately?

Holy shit, fuck off. Dude your name even says Sicilian in it, you dumb cracker.

No. I want to see him rot in prison. Him, his family, and every last Republican that helped him get to this point.

Or his looks, personality, athleticism, sense of humor, common interests, or penis size.

“Sometimes they’re too tough.”