I meant that the espresso that comes out of them tastes fake to me. But I don’t go that frequently so maybe it’s gotten better, or I’ve happened to get bad pulls before.

This article makes me realize something that’s probably obvious: there’s no good fast espresso. I think Nespresso pods are vile, and I hate Starbuck’s fake espresso machines. It’d be great if there were a scalable way to make decent espresso.

I think it suffers from the burden of all network sitcoms, which is to sustain its charms over 22-24 episodes a season. I think that’s gotten even harder now that there are a million shows that need writers.

I recently discovered Kinjaprove’s “Block User” feature, and I have to say I’m getting my money’s worth so far.

I don’t think Season 2 is that bad, but then again I’ve been pretty messed up since having Mexican shark DNA injected into me.

I love how Cisneros snuck an Om song on there too.

That certainly fits with Harry Potter’s superpower of not doing anything while the characters around him initiate and resolve story conflicts.

That still doesn’t mean that news articles have to feature the spoiler in the title.

I really loved Ocarina of Rhyme.

> Fuck the reaffirmation of norms.

This story is extremely sad, no matter how Lee conducted himself in his early years. Any of us could fall into this trap. People are living longer and longer, but age catches up to all of us. And if you have any amount of tangible wealth, people are going to take advantage of your deteriorating mental state. And…

Counterpoint: tater tots are made out of potato, and you eat them with your hands, you dip them in ketchup. They’re fried. It doesn’t matter if they’re true scotsmen or not: they’re like fries, and better than regular fries.

Yeah, and while they’re at it, they should stop reviewing shows on HBO, basic cable, the CW, Fox, or shows that air after my bedtime (8:30pm MT). And don’t get me started on books I have to fuckin pay for.

So... This movie is going to be terrible, right? The project seemed interesting when Lord and Miller were directing it. But I thought the trailers fell flat, and the main guy looks and acts nothing like Harrison Ford. Is there anything to be excited about here?

I agree. The acting paved over the weak dialogue, but I think the directing paved over the weak storytelling. Fukunaga took some irrelevant, borderline-hackneyed moments like the escape from the projects and turned them into iconic television.

Our country would be overrun with British children if the Second Amendment didn’t give us the right to bear burning schools.

I totally agree with you, and I really wish that I had not known that line was coming before I saw Jaws for the first time.

Also: man I need to watch Minority Report again, that movie is awesome.

Is the bathtub sequence the same as the one where the drones are chasing Tom Cruise through the tenement floor when he’s blind? Because if not then I vote for that.

Isn’t it more than likely that there’s some stuff Bill Murray is conservative about, and some stuff he’s liberal about? (I mean, Chris Rock did a bit about this 20 years ago.) Just because he holds a handful of conservative viewpoints doesn’t make him a wingnut.