If it's going to be realistic, it'll be a lot of 14-year-old video game streamers getting shot.

I had no idea Clark Johnson directed that movie.

Let's not go nuts, son is still on basic cable.

Put the bowl on top of a pressure trigger that, when the bowl is removed, sprays the kid with motor oil.

Before they had an official section, Taste Test was one of the most popular features on the site. I don't understand the current hate for this new section except that it's new and that you get more upvotes being negative than being positive.

I wish there were a way to get all these art-house directors to work in other genres than art-house drama or comedy. It'd be awesome to see the Tarantino James Bond movie, or the Darren Aronofsky Batman, or a PTA action-horror movie. (We already got the PTA Adam Sandler movie and it was awesome.)

What have you smoked, Mr. W?
Something very expansive.

If you don't have a Bluray player (or a Roku + a willingness to stream everything), I highly recommend it. 1080p is an enormous, tangible leap over 480p.

Huh. I've never heard of Polar before. I'm definitely in the market for a vanilla seltzer.

If you read the book you'd know they sure as hell tried.

I mean, even human males can have boobies.

I imagine Wookiees are like dwarves in that sometimes they can't tell the women from the men.

I've liked Tyler Perry in dramatic roles. He was really good in Gone Girl.

It's worth pointing out that uBlock Origin is the safer, more-actively-maintained one, not uBlock.

What does the Filet o Fish have that the Big Mac doesn't have, except for an offputting fish flavor? The Big Mac's mayo sauce is better, the meat is better than the fish patty, there's two slices of cheese instead of one, and you have the "refreshing" crunch of the lettuce and pickles.

Also: I read that, after B&K got canceled, every sitcom script for the next pilot season had a "Lucy Punch-type character." I could have lived with that universe too.

Is there some turning point where it got good (or, to put it differently, is there some point I should start that's not S1E1)? Every time I start watching it, it doesn't seem like much more than a Family Guy knockoff..

Without it you might not be able to drink it at all. Which is definitely the case now.

It's not even that big of a deal, even though people love to hate on big companies buying small outfits. There are huge economies of scale in bottling and distribution, and it's better that a small outfit not have to worry about bottling or trucking or media buying or whatever, while they spend the time on what's…

I dunno, I'm voting for Blunchback for Blotre Blame.