I might have mentioned this before but I was gobsmacked when a Shia story was posted on Reddit (about one of his bullshit performance art pieces) and people in the comments were unironically saying that he was a real artistic visionary. I thought the prevailing wisdom was that he was a pretentious douche. Yet another…

Someone with the wisdom of Gertrude Stein, the wit of Cathy Guisewite, the tenacity of Nina Totenberg, the common sense of Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and the down-to-earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt?

Yes if he also plays the Elizabeth Berkley role.

Paul Rust?

I haven't seen the episode, but that image of Key's "hair" makes my skin crawl.

ID/DV looks like a disgusting porn acronym.

It's a still from Powder 2: Powder in Powrtland.

Oldbadboy, if it's not already a GILF porno

The biggest loss for me is Larry Wilmore. I didn't really love the panel stuff, but his desk pieces were great. And even though he's denied it, I'm 100% sure if he waited a year he'd be killing it on the Daily Show, not that Wilmore should have to wait for something like that.

What you say is true but I didn't really care. I hardly ever thought about their ages, but almost always cared about their stories.

I would just as soon hire the guy who wrote I Watch Stuff, which recently shut down. His takes on entertainment news were as good as Newswire's. (Obviously I have nothing to do with that site other than following it for forever.)

You'd think that such an ostentatiously "manly" franchise would have picked a beefier beef story than this. This is like someone's middle school rivalry.

Zoidberg = crab, this = octopus / squid. If anything it's a baby C'thulu.

Weird to blame Warner Brothers on this, since in the past, they've been known as the most artist-friendly studio. WB gave Kubrick a ton of money to do whatever he wanted. If you're going to blame anyone, blame DC.

Unfortunately, I'm unable to look fondly on that music because of how goddamn hard water levels were for me when I was 12.

For what it's worth, 21 Jump Street was a wildly successful (seemingly, commercially and critically). I'm not sure any Hollywood studio would have spent $50+ million on a generic action-comedy about two cops who go back to school. Ditto the Nolan Batmans. Hollywood's not going to greenlit some $120M+ unknown guy who…

The White Witch will become a thinly-veiled advertisement for white chocolate Snickers.

I thought Ghostbusters was funny. I can see not liking it if you are completely against the idea of Ghostbusters being remade, but even if it were terrible, it wouldn't have tarnished the original (at least, any more than GB2 does).

I think Brooks Wheelan is Brooks Brother's downmarket brand.

If you're not opposed to spending the money, you could probably buy the season on Amazon. I preferred to do that once I could afford it since I assume it makes a more tangible impact that even being a Nielsen household. (Though that didn't do shit to save Ben and Kate.)