The movie will be about Chastain and Gyllenhaal clipping in and out of a gate trying to glitch out an end boss, 100 times in a row.

I've stopped caring about endings.

Might I suggest crack cocaine?

I'm pretty sure Mary's still a judge.

Marvel movies make far more money than original IP. In 10 years, in order for a serious family drama to be made, it'll have to be We Need To Talk About Iron Man Jr.

I stayed at an all-inclusive resort that was on an island, so after a certain hour, there was only so much stuff you could do (except drink, and my girlfriend doesn't necessarily like to do that every night). So we would watch for like 30 minutes before we went to sleep.

I stayed at an all-inclusive resort, so my experience was very watered-down. (And frankly, the resort kind of sucked.) So unfortunately I don't have any good cultural advice.

When I was in the DR for vacation, this show was sometimes the only thing on we could watch. I don't recommend it.

22 Short Films is probably my favorite, but for some reason if I want to kill 23 minutes, I always go back to 18th.

Homer vs. the 18th might be my most-watched episode. It's pure Swartzwelder.

Never heard of it, sounds interesting. Has anyone seen this "The Americans"? Is it good?

I heard 50% of Ray Parker III's childhood has to go to Huey Lewis's children.

That'd be "up the butt," Bob.

I definitely disagree that Margaery dying was a 4. She's definitely a 5, and (in my personal opinion) a way more interesting character than even Cersei, who is written with only one note of bitterness.

Whether you like (or get) Snapchat or not, you have to admit that rendering live filters over your face that react to your movements is pretty fucking impressive.

The fattie and the backstory are both played by your mom.

He was suffering from Montezuma's revenge so he ad-libbed something longer.

MTM is Mary Tyler Moore.

I assume a Lego shotgun just dumps a bunch of Legos around your aggressor's feet.

They're not that bad, but only if you're coming up from seltzer. If you're coming down from sugared soda, it's going to taste like liquid cardboard.