Some of us are heavyset Israelites.

Also, Force Awakens actually took you out to a nice dinner instead of fondling you in the front row of the Blue Man Group.

I've never seen the original, and judging from your reaction, I guess I'm glad I didn't.

No doubt those three exclamation marks are because you're getting a blowjob under the table.

Assuming it's the Coen Brothers' Ladykillers, I hope this confirms my theory that said movie is actually not a terrible waste of time if you didn't pay for it.

I agree, starting season 2 after two episodes is crayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I agree that it's still possible to enjoy a movie that has been spoiled for you (Film Crit Hulk has a great essay about that here: http://birthmoviesdeath.com… but you can only see a movie unspoiled once, and I like not having that taken away from me.

I wasn't expecting much from this new one: just enough of a show that they're taking these movies more seriously than Lucas did. To that end, I was satisfied with it, although I wish they hadn't gone so hacky with Adam driver's dialog.

Whoops, sorry! I'll fix that right away.

What I find weird about a lot of these "Most Overrated" justifications is how the reasoning boils down to "the film isn't what I would have made." Take Adam Nayman on Sicario (though there are other examples):

Yeah, that was awesome. I went from out-loud chuckling to full-on giggles when the actual Hollywood Facts theme started playing.

Holy shit, CBB was on fire this morning.

Everything I do… I do it for cord-cutters!

You can get a projector and point it at your dong.

Hah… you just described every character on the show.

Pixar made two Cars movies and that dinosaur one; doesn't take away from the fact that they made Wall-E and Up.

I think I read somewhere, or heard in an interview, that Katims got a memo from NBC that they need to get more people watching the show. That was their solution.

That's really stupid but the guy from the Black Eyed Peas was once the creative director of Intel. I'm guessing it was so some rich executive fucks could win points with their daughters.

I got Bloodborne for PS4 about three weeks ago, and I'm still on the goddamn Gasciogne boss. It's so frustrating spending 2-5 minutes getting to the boss (and hopefully not dying because I got impatient, or I got pinned in a corner), just to die in 60 seconds.

Yeah, that ep was great!